╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ ║ ║ ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ║ ║ ║ ║ HOW MANY GRAMS OF COCAINE CAN YOU FIT IN YOUR EAR? ║ ║ ║ ║ ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ║ ║ ║ ║ Greetings, curious souls! Today, we’re diving deep—into your ear canal, that is—to figure out just how much of the white stuff you could stow away in there. ║ ║ Let's say you have a stash of cocaine and you’ve run out of places to hide it. Why not try your ear? Seems logical, right? ║ ║ ║ ║ First, let’s get to know your ear canal. It's around 1 inch long and roughly 0.3 inches wide. So it's like a tiny, cozy tunnel just waiting to be filled. ║ ║ Now, you might think, “Hey, that’s not a lot of space!” But you'd be surprised how creative people can get with tiny spaces. ║ ║ ║ ║ You see, cocaine is a pretty flexible substance—it can be compacted, molded, and squeezed into just about anything. In our case, the ear canal is a perfect ║ ║ candidate for some sneaky storage. If you roll it up tightly in a tiny bag or pellet, you can shove quite a bit in there. ║ ║ ║ ║ After some extensive “research” (and by that, I mean asking a few questionable folks), it turns out you could fit anywhere from 0.5 to 2 grams of cocaine in one ear. ║ ║ And that's just for beginners! With some practice and determination, you might even push that number higher. ║ ║ ║ ║ Just imagine: you've got a little party going on in each ear—music in one, and a hidden stash in the other. Efficiency at its finest! ║ ║ ║ ║ So, how does this work? First, grab some tiny plastic bags—something that won't tear easily. Then, pack your cocaine as tightly as possible. The goal is to make ║ ║ it compact enough to slide right in without losing any of that precious cargo. ║ ║ ║ ║ If you’re feeling particularly adventurous, you might even be able to cram in more than 2 grams. It all depends on your dedication to the craft. ║ ║ ║ ║ And there you have it—a new way to think about ear storage. Remember, it’s all about creativity and making the most of the space you’ve got. ║ ║ ║ ╚═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝